Hall of Rejected Universes

[Fleetlord Atvar]

Reject Universe #50
RU50 is infinite in some ways, finite in others. If you drew a line across it one way, it would touch itself like a line around the Earth. If you drew it exactly right, it would go forever. It is an infinite cylinder, with a diameter in any circular section equivelent to that of the Earth's. Humans fly with batlike fleshwings, and live in cities in the air (really just EXTREMELY oversized hotairballoons). Their technology includes busses, telivisions, and even computers, but it is all made using steam technology, not electricity.
Wildlife
The Glurges are the reason that the RU50ers left the ground in the first place. They are dog-sized thingyroach-things that eat nearly everything, are constantly spreading, require a car's worth of weight to smash, and destroy the ecosystem on the ground. They are slowly making ground life nearly extinct except for some stowaways into the cities and creatures big enough to avoid being eaten. The ground is nearly coated in them and thus is avoided.
A Dispeler, which looks like a stapler with legs and compound eyes, lives in the place of a rat. It steals food, damages buildings, spreads diseases, bites small children to death, destroys the air city's sandbags, making them fall to the ground and killing all the men, women, and children inside, and makes rather annoying noises.
The Mosheg is a rotund floating organism that filterfeeds bacteria. It is an important food source for humans.
The Snamp is an enormous ground-creature that can actually stomp the Glurges to death. It attacks air-organisms with it's crocodile-like jaws.
The Zenom is a parasite/carnivore. It starts life as a small box. When a woman touches the box, it springs out and impregnates the woman with a baby Zenom. This is the last point at which it is killable by means besides starvation. It then is born-but not like baby humans. It eats its way out of the mother, going all the way from the birth canal to the head and then coming out of the deadened mouth. It grows over the course of an hour into a fearsome, black, flying humanoid. It eats lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of humans. It then mates, lays eggs in the form of the boxes, and then causes itself to evaporate. (Yes, I know I ripped that off from the xenomorph. And your problem with that is...?)
Society
Society is in a form of anarchy. One city may be built as a gift to mankind, and the next may require a tax of some of your food to live in. Most hunt their own food, though some will trade for it.

Metaversal Structure
A universe is defined as an infinite space, surrounded by a Universal Wall, in a space the size of an infinite number of infinities. A Universal Wall consists of Seprons, particles so densely packed that neither matter nor energy, even in their fundamental forms, can penetrate them. The only way to leave a universe is to fire a soul (much like a neutron at an atom) at the Sepron wall, thus causing a chain reaction that should loosen the Seprons and allow you to penetrate them. Portals to other universes, as seen in the RP, are actually a system of portals, much like internet cables can actually connect to many hosts. First it connects to the universe's edge, then it penetrates it, then it connects to the other universe's edge, then it penetrates it, then it connects to the place you want.
Coming Up:Double Appendix.

[yuu]

Nice.

[Fleetlord Atvar]

Also, I'm really dissapointed in all of you for not entering the contest.
Double-Appendix
Interesting Facts on RU31
RU31 is in severe danger of breaking as people do not have matter in their body's to hold their soul in, thus making souls fly around like bundt cakes.
Interesting Facts on RU32
RU32ians will be severely damaged by very minor wounds. Getting tapped on the shoulder typically will kill one.
Interesting Facts on RU33
RU33 people do not particularly like platformers. This is likely because everyday life for them is a platformer.
Interesting Facts on RU34
RU34ians do not speak with their mouth. They speak with their navel.
Interesting Facts on RU35
The occasional criminal will avoid sterilization/memory removal, but are typically caught and punished with death.
Interesting facts on RU36
Grenades that shoot lasers in all directions exist, as well as the laser guns. They are very rare, though, and likely will shoot you as well, and thus are not used very often.
Interesting facts on RU37
A rare birth defect in RU37 will cause the child to be born as a polar bear. The exact reason is not known, but they are typically aborted by the Pods.
Interesting Facts on RU38
RU38 creates an odd noise every time it changes. It sounds something like a windchime, though this is only knowable from viewing the change from outside.
Interesting Facts on RU39
There is no reason why RU39 is called the Kingdom of Mathos. None at all.
Interesting Facts on RU40
In the center of each of the discs is a bacteria that would potentially cause a Zombie Plague. Noone knows how they got there.
Interesting Facts on RU41
Female RU41ians are generally better at accepting the idea of other objects than males, as they actually see their children for a few seconds.
Interesting Facts on RU43
RU42 got back at RU43's enormous Mentcrack with a Mentcrack of it's own, though it never knew it, which transplanted RU42 names in. The most common male name is Al, and the most common female name is Rhonda.
Interesting Facts on RU44
There are two instruments in RU44. One is the Triten, which looks like a very large saxophone that requires all six hands. The other, the Cubestring, is a string instrument, with string on each face of a cube. Each hand is used for a different face.
Interesting Facts on RU45
Some prisoners were found to have had children. They could not be taken out, they had already been raised through their adolescense by the time it was learned.
Interesting Facts on RU46
RU46, in case you didn't figure out, is a lotuseater's dream of stupid humans, floating in empty space, feeling very joyous.
Interesting Facts on RU47
Intelligent versions of the unintelligent species typically try to avoid the usual unintelligent versions.
Interesting Facts on RU48
You can be executed if the majority of your stories are bad enough. Typically this level is somewhere around the "gay romance fanfic" level.
Interesting Facts on RU49
RU49 does not exist anymore. What it was like when it did was anyone's guess, but one survivor exists who traverses the multiverse in a stolen multiversal travel machine. Even he does not remember how he found it. In his sleep he yells " YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, D**N YOU! D**N YOU ALL TO HELL!"
Interesting Facts on RU50
RU50 humans evolved from flying monkeys.

[yuu]

Sorry for that. I'm just not really that good at those kinda stuff.

But no one really joined, even from GS? : /

[Fleetlord Atvar]

Yeah. Noone. Think you could PM up a storm with some people?
But what'd you think of the facts?

[Darth Grievi]

Updated at GS.

[Fleetlord Atvar]

By the way, I'm sorry for having to ducttape up the missing-49 error. Do you think the end result is sufficently funny to make up for it?

[Darth Grievi]

I think it's allright. And since I posted up 48 and 50 with the appendix, no one will be left confused.

It also shows what happens when a universe is destroyed, as far as the Rp'ers care.

[Fleetlord Atvar]

Oh, by the way, I completely forgot two facts. What do you think?
Forgotten Interesting Facts on RU33
There are five unions on RU33. These are:The Real Men's Union, The Thespian's Union, The Brain's Union, The Loonie's Union, and the Munchkin's Union.
Forgotten Interesting Facts on RU42
For no particular reason, futureslang for "That drink tasted good" is "That was a good munchkin."

[Darth Grievi]

Should I add those tidbits into the appendix over at GS?

[Fleetlord Atvar]

Probably. But what do you actually think?

[Darth Grievi]

I'm thinking you've got something with munchkins and Oz references. But concidering your screen name was Wonderful Lizzard of Oz, I'm not suprised

[Fleetlord Atvar]

Reject Universe #51
RU51 is an empty, abandoned world. The people are not dead. They have ascended to a higher plane. Exactly where this higher plane leads or what it is, no-one knows, not even Insert. The thought that his creations could supersede him terrified him and made him highly paranoid for several weeks. It is known that they can return to it, as many previously unexplained phenomenon such as the Loch Ness Monster, UFO crashes, and their equivelents in other RUs have been traced to them. RU51 had such good technology that the cities never decayed into the ground-though most technology was taken with them, some technology was never taken, and thus the buildings are still maintained and in good condition, though devoid of any technology more advanced than mere wooden/metal furniture.
Wildlife
Gooat, creatures that are very small and suck energy vampirically from the maintenence robots, though never enough to deactivate them. They are terrifying because the robot's technology was based off of the same principals inherent in souls, thus meaning that if humans visited RU51, they could quickly attach to your head and trap your soul within their body forever, even in their death.
Back with this message:Reject Universe #52

[Darth Grievi]

Note to self: bring anti-everything module to RU51. Who knows what these vampires can do!


Other than Shiplord, of course...

[Fleetlord Atvar]

I explained it...
They trap your soul inside their body forever.