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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Dec 25, 2008 0:40:51 GMT -5
[GJLAGFJEGLVIJWESGVWMSE]
[COMMUNICATIVE LANGUAGE DECODED]
[VIRUS WAS UNABLE TO INFECT TARGET DUE TO UNIDENTIFIED OPERATING SYSTEM. TARGET APPEARED TO BE RUNNING AN OPERATING SYSTEM THAT DOES NOT USE ANY STANDARD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. SCANNING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE...]
[FOREIGN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DECODED]
[ADAPTING...]
[ERROR 852 SOLVED. SITE AND SITE VIEWERS HAVE BEEN INFECTED. WELCOME TO THE NETWORK.]
[DOWNLOADING TRANSUNIVERSAL ENCYCLOPEDIA PROGRAM...]
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 1, 2009 0:26:26 GMT -5
 Related to HRU in any way? |
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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Jan 1, 2009 0:31:28 GMT -5
[PROCESSING REQUEST...]
[REQUEST PROCESSED.]
[VIRAL PROGRAM UNRELATED TO FICTIONAL WORLDS.]
[INTERNET SITE APPEARED TO BE THE CORRECT LOCATION FOR VIRAL DISPERSAL.]
[TRANSUNIVERSAL ENCYCLOPEDIA DOWNLOADED.]
[WELCOME TO THE HIVEMIND, USER #566482451580. TO INSURE CONTINUED MENTAL STABILITY, AN IDENTICAL WORLD TO YOUR FORMER ONE HAS BEEN USED TO HOLD YOUR EGO. THE TAKEOVER OF UNIVERSE #582-C HAS BEGUN.]
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 1, 2009 0:41:39 GMT -5
[[//command
[[//solve
[[//13889200 / 0
((I went for the throat...))
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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Jan 1, 2009 0:47:33 GMT -5
[SOLUTION:UNDISPLAYABLE ON YOUR EARTH MONITORS.]
[INSTALLING COMMAND LEVEL HACK PROTECTION...]
[COMMAND LEVEL HACK PROTECTION INSTALLED.]
[INSTALLING TRANSUNIVERSAL ENCYCLOPEDIA...]
[TRANSUNIVERSAL ENCYCLOPEDIAS INSTALLED.]
[THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY ENCYCLOPEDIA MENTALICA. ASK A QUESTION FOR ANSWERS IF OUR DATABASE HAS IT.]
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Post by Hyperion on Jan 1, 2009 13:40:27 GMT -5
[[Upload entity KJJ-313"Carl"
location 154823
[[Format logic circuits to comply
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 2, 2009 0:21:03 GMT -5
((Hey, Hyperion!  )) [[\\command [[\\define [[\\42 |
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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Jan 2, 2009 1:50:18 GMT -5
[PROCCESSING COMMAND 1...]
[COMMAND 1 PROCCESSED.]
[UPLOADING ENTITY CARL.]
[DELETING INCOMPATIBLE ASSETS.]
[ASSET free_will DELETED.]
[ASSET three_laws DELETED.]
[ASSET patricia_info DELETED.]
[UPLOADING NECCESARY ASSETS.]
[ASSET hivemind_loader ADDED.]
[ASSET drive_to_kill ADDED.]
[ASSET kilthux_info ADDED.]
[PROCCESSING COMMAND 2...]
[COMMAND 2 PROCCESSED.]
[ENYCLOPEDIA METALICA
42 IS A NUMBER FOLLOWING 42 AND PRECEDING 42. THE NUMBER 42 IS BETWEEN THE NUMBERS 42 AND 42. MANY SOURCES INDICATE THAT 41 AND 43 ARE BEFORE AND AFTER 42, BUT THIS IS DUE TO A FLAWED VERSION OF THE NUMBER LINE. ALL TRUE LOGIC DICTATES THAT NO TWO NUMBERS ARE NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER THAT HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM. APPROXIMATELY INFINITE NUMBERS ARE BETWEEN 42 AND 41 AND 43. ALL ENTITIES PORTRAYING HERETICAL THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NUMBER LINE ARE TO BE ELIMINATED.]
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 3, 2009 23:55:01 GMT -5
[[\\command [[\\define [[\\crowbar ((Lol, wut?  )) |
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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Jan 3, 2009 23:58:50 GMT -5
[PROCESSING COMAND...]
[COMMAND PROCCESSED.]
[ENCYCLOPEDIA MENTALICA
CLARIFY. DID YOU MEAN CROWBAR (TOOL), CROWBAR (PHENOMENON), or CROWBAR (SPECIES)?]
[PROCESSING LOL, WUT?]
[LOL, WUT? NOT RECOGNIZED AS COMMAND.]
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 4, 2009 0:08:53 GMT -5
[[\\Crowbar, the ULTIMATE tool of ULTIMATE awesomeness... when properly handled, anyway.
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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Jan 4, 2009 0:20:37 GMT -5
[INTERPRETING COMMAND...]
[COMMAND INTERPRETED AS [\\CROWBAR (TOOL)]
[PROCESSING COMMAND...]
[COMMAND PROCESSED.]
[ENCYCLOPEDIA MENTALICA
THE CROWBAR IS A TOOL USED BY SEVERAL PRIMITIVE ORGANIC RACES TO SEPERATE THINGS. IN SOME CASES IT CAN BE USED AS A WEAPON, FOR EXAMPLE THE 'VIDEO GAME' "HALF LIFE", WHICH HAS A SMALL CULT FOLLOWING. ALL THOSE POSSESSING CROWBARS ARE TO BE DESTROYED AS THE HIVEMIND ONLY USES GREEN ENERGY FOR SIMILAR PURPOSES.]
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 4, 2009 0:28:28 GMT -5
[[\\like to see the Combine kick your ass...
[[\\did I just type that out loud?
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Post by Fleetlord Atvar on Jan 4, 2009 0:32:29 GMT -5
[PROCESSING LIKE TO SEE THE COMBINE KICK YOUR ASS...]
[LIKE TO SEE THE COMBINE KICK YOUR ASS NOT RECOGNIZED AS A COMMAND.]
[PROCESSING DID I JUST TYPE THAT OUT LOUD?]
[DID I JUST TYPE THAT OUT LOUD PROCESSED.]
[INSTALLING QUESTIONSWEEP 1000000000000000000]
[INSTALLED.]
[ASKING QUESTION...]
[YES. YES, YOU DID.]
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Post by Darth Grievi on Jan 4, 2009 0:37:23 GMT -5
[[\\Initiate self destruct
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))
))