Hall of Rejected Universes

Reject Universe #6
In our world, John Conway discovered that fantastic patterns can be created with a small set of rules, called 23:3, in a 2-dimensional grid. He hypothesized that an entire universe full of them would create an intelligent, self-replicating being. But he was not the first to think of it. He was merely rediscovering what Insert had found. Insert seeded the 23:3 universe with patterns designed to create life. But something had modified the seeds. Life nearly was created multiple times, but a misplaced glider shape always destroyed it. Insert could not understand, and was very angry. Which of his colleagues was sabotauging his work? He could not tell whether it was his PR guy, Librage, his lab assistant, Pelarah, or the Tech guy, Naats. But someone was purposefully messing with his work. And he had to find out who.

Coming Soon:Reject Universe #7

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Reject Universe #7
Have you ever heard of the Many Worlds theory? The theory that whenever multiple things could happen, the universe splits up? Well, you live in the universe in which what happened to you happened. But there is another universe, much like our own, but with people of a far different mindset. These beings knew and felt what happened in every probability of them in the universe. This means most people were 50% male and 50% female due to chances at birth. Parents tend to have far more children then people in our world as every single sperm that could have hit the egg became a child in some universe. In each individual universe, they were a male or female, but overall no-one was one gender unless specifically created in a laboratory that way for some reason. People commonly refer to universes in vernacular, and as generally most people share a lot of universes, sometimes the equivelent of asking someone what's going on in their life is asking what's going on in unseen universes. Knowledge and personality, and everything that makes you you, is shared between you in all universes, and you get smarter with each copy of yourself, meaning that you can always understand it. This has the interesting side effect that you are not dead until all copies of you are dead.
Wildlife
Depends on which universe you live in, though the most common creatures are Tits, squirrel-like creatures that steal food, and Rasks, large herbivorous beasts that are eaten in hamburger-like sandwhiches.
Culture
Depends on which universe you live in, though in nearly all of the universes technology is a bit further along than our world, with computers built into most things.

Coming Soon:Reject Universe #8 (My personal favorite)

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Reject Universe #8
Infinite worlds. Each is just large enough to fit an Earth-sized planet and it's atmosphere. They each are connected to one another in a linear fashion. Two races, the Ascenders and the Descenders, each infinite in number, attempt to go in opposite directions on the line of worlds. Each world has two portals, in a hidden location in each. One is the ascension portal, the other is the descension portal. They are both one way, you can not move backwards through them. The Ascender's goal in life is to ascend through as many worlds as possible, the Descenders to descend. Most never meet, due to the sheer vastness of their number. Occasionally one can get blocked up, for instance occasionally a nuclear war will break out in a world over the portals, hiding the portals under lots of rubble and stopping anyone who gets to that world for years to come. At other times, people can ascend or descend very quickly, as sometimes helpful people will build highways leading directly to a portal when it is found. In this world people reincarnate as well, meaning that after death you are randomly born as an ascender or descender in a random world. Also, though both races have both males and females, it is impossible to mate with someone of your own race. Acenders can only mate with Descenders, and vice versa, and the resulting baby is of random race. Though it is possible for two of the same to mate, the resulting baby is typically somewhere between retarded and a non-human monster, thus making it a very rare thing that only highly selfish or stupid people do. One last thing. Why do ascenders want to Ascend, and why do descenders want to Descend? It's just their instinct, it's like asking why we like eating cake and don't like eating broccolii as much.

Wildlife
The wildlife had many prototypes in it that would later be used for our universe. Some species were considered overpowered and had to be nerfed. For instance, the bears RU8 were approximately the size of an SUV. Wasp's stings could hospitalize a typical person for over a month. Others were buffed. For instance, the lion-equivelent was only about twice the size of a cat, and the spiders were not poisonous at all.

Culture
Skyscrapers are rare. Typical buildings only have one story. This is because though Capitalism exists, Corporations do not. Single people do jobs in exchange for currency, for people who need them done. People who have created things will sell them, but never hire employees to help make them, though a similar system may arise from people who buy things from less powerful people who make them themselves, and then sell them for higher prices. Governments do not consist of any people at all, but merely rules distributed to everyone by an ancient, long gone government. There is a set of rules (the exact rules have changed like a game of telephone throughout the worlds) that, if not followed, people who are following the rules will inflict punishment themselves.

Coming Soon:Reject Universe #9

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Storybook:Reject Universe #9
Thoughts, in our world, decay, and can not be transferred perfectly from one person to another. People forget things, and soon all the detail is lost. This universe tested a system in which memory was perfect and could be returned to at any moment as if they were there, and thoughts could be transferred from one person to another, and at the same time discovered the problems it brought. The world was a world like our world, with planets around stars. Humans lived on a star that we could not pronounce, but in English is Source. The planet was Source II. Human's memories were photographic. They could transfer their memories to others by touching hands, specifically on a white pad on their hands. In the time similar to our modern world, this was fine. But soon... soon, the communal thought began to take over, and a hivemind formed. Humans edited their fake hands, formerly only used for mailing thoughts, to combine with a learning network, that soon combined all people's souls and in so doing destroyed them. The world became much like the Borg, of our Star Trek fame. There were a few refugees who escaped, to the moon of their world. They did not have sufficent technology to terraform their moon, and currently live in a base. They wait fo their chance, for the hive to leave its weapons unguarded, so they can come crashing down and destroy the Hive, and rebuild their world. For now... they wait.
Coming Soon:Reject Universe #10

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Reject Universe #10
Ever played Super Mario Galaxy? Or heard of it? Seen the planets small enough to walk around in less than a minute? That's this universe. Planetoids-the small planets- have a special field around them that stops them from crashing into one another. They move in one of two systems. One is called a Cloud system, which consists of a cloud of planetoids, and the other is called an Orbit system, which consists of a large number of planetoids orbiting around a larger object called a Srogel. A Srogel is a large planetoid that emits planetoids, heat, light, and matter. The matter emitted evventually formed into humans. Humans live everywhere, though mostly in the Cloud systems. The human's jumping is improved so that they can avoid missing their planetoids. Clouds regularly merge and split based on natural forces, since Planetoids cannot crash into one another.

Wildlife
Lurking beasts called Boomers bore holes in planetoids. They then burrow into the center. They then wait for something to step onto the planetoid, at which point they expand their limbs in all directions, making the planetoid explode, killing what stepped on it, so that it can eat the remains.
A sort of plant called a Halfer grows. It is like bamboo, but it is long enough that it starts in the center of the planet and has a stalk on both sides, at opposite ends. It gets minerals from the dirt of the planetoid. When it can reproduce, it shoots both stalks at high force in either direction. They hit other planetoids, dig into the center, and grow other stalks. When a planetoid runs out of nutrition it's Halfer dies.
A tiny herbivore called the Tinziz, a one-legged hopper the size of a foot, hops around nibbling on the Halfers, and hoping it doesn't run into a Boomer.
The most dangerous creature is something called the Trepad, a gigantic, hairy whale-like floating carnivore that eats whole areas of planetoids. It later ejects the planetoids, devoid of any life, from its rear end, all animals, plants, and even microorganisms digested within. It carries parasites called Wics, Cow-sized flat parasites that suck blood from the Trepads.

Society
Society is at a tribal level. Most tribes are rather aggressive tribes, thus keeping them apart, but some will form alliances and even trade with one another.

Coming Soon:Appendix #1 (Don't worry, I'm not done, I'll give an appendix of interesting facts every 10 universes)

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Interesting Facts on RU1
A highly useful plant called the Bunklet, which grows blue sheet-like leaves, is used by every tribe in a different way. The Sevvels twist its leaves into rattail like whips for beating their slaves. The Cappiks make scarves out of them, which they die various colors based on social role (child, elder, hunter, etc). The Pilloses use them as paper to record events with.
Interesting Facts on RU2
A legend says that in ancient times, a male jumped up and down until his tile reached hell and cursed all men, and is used to justify the sexism against men. This is of course impossible as all tiles can go infinitely far down.
The leading cause of death in females is having all blod drained while mating. No-one knows why.
Interesting Facts on RU3
The leading, communal fear, like snakes or spiders, is a cubequake occurring while you are between two gridcubes. This is the most painful possible death in RU3, even ahead of being impaled on an Impaler while being wrapped in a Gelwrapper.
Interesting Facts on RU4
RU4 contains a thought equivelent to staring at Cthullu. It is hopeful for any Mind that it will never run across them.
Interesting Facts on RU5
At least 3 pages of the Theodore Geisel book "I had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew" were courtesy of the author accidentally becoming trapped in RU5 for 3 hours before being born into RU42.
Interesting Facts on RU6
Insert's Garbage Compactor sends garbage to RU6, as he pretty much gave up on making life there.
Interesting Facts on RU7
The "Special" part of RU7 was actually an emergent feature, people weren't meant to feel all the universes. Insert decided to keep it because he liked how society evolved.
Interesting Facts on RU8
The real reason that same-race romance is considered bad is not because of the mere physical child defects, but because the resulting children cannot reincarnate.
Interesting Facts on RU9
Before the RU9 apocalypse, people would imagine elaborate stories and transfer those thoughts instead of books or movies. Talking only came to be in RU9 to talk to someone across the room.
Interesting Facts on RU10
RU10 Humans breathe ether. This means that they must eat and drink more than RU42 humans, as ether does not have many nutrients in it.
RP Preview
The RP will have three sets of rules:the Standard RP Rules, a custom set or rules fit to the RP and my personal ettiquete tastes, and a new system called the Account System, which allows one person to have multiple characters, making the worlds suitably more massive and epic.
Coming Soon:Reject Universe #11

Reject Universe #16
What if infinite... could fit into finite? In this universe it can. The entire universe is only about the size of a beachball- but no-one inside would ever notice. As things get closer to the center, they get larger and move faster. As things get closer to the edge, they get smaller and move slower. No-one notices this because the photons get larger and smaller and faster and slower as well. Though there is an edge outside of the universe, there is no edge inside the universe. It could never be reached. Meanwhile, in the actual universe, due to a bent nature due to this, unimaginable shapes can be formed, in part because lines that appear curved from the outside are actually straight inside. Triangles with less than 180 degrees. Triangles with more than 180 degrees. Things that appear to be squares but are pentagons. Lines on a plane that are neither paralell, nor cross at any point. And that's just the 2-dimensional shapes. When 3-dimensional shapes are made, things get even odder. When transferred to another universe, the odd, warped humans become more normal-looking, as do the other creatures, though some of them stop functioning.
Wildlife
Among others:
Creatures called Stibgeds, which have four legs, an unimaginable face and skin, and are enormously large. They are carnivorous.
Lerrasques, floating, incomprehensible sea-urchin-like things. They photosenthesize and are fairly intelligent.
Pyctlis, gliding kangaroo-like herbivores.
Planeplants, bamboo-like plants that grow into massive matrices.
Society
Society has spent most of the scientific time studying its own twisted geometry. At first no-one could make sense of it, until the Edge Theory was proposed in the universe's 1456 (An entirely different time in our universe). It was ridiculed on its unprovability, until more mathematicians studied it and realized it was imperative for the universe's twisted geometry to exist. They now argue on how large their universe actually is.

Coming Soon:Reject Universe #17

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Reject Universe #17 (Storybook)
You know the last one? The one the size of a beach ball? This one's the size of a beach ball too... but the edge can be reached. It's the center that's unreachable. As things get closer to the edge, they get larger and faster. As things get closer to the center, they get smaller and slower. It was easier to tell what was going on in this universe, as the edge could be touched, at all parts, very quickly. But trying to touch the center results in failure. It is said that if Universe #16 and Universe #17 touched, a humongous explosion would destroy both universes, caused by the two sizes inflicting themselves on each other, making all matter and energy in the universes return to normal size. The two universes are in fact antitheses of one another. The same creatures and the same people live in both. For every human in 16, there's a version in 17, and the same for animals.
Wildlife
Obviously the same, as mentioned. However, the unimaginable shapes are different.
Society
Pretty much the same, except that mathemeticians discovered the geometry of 17 instead of 16 in this one.
Coming Soon:Reject Universe #18

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Reject Universe #18 (Storybook)
Insert was working in his laboratory when a man named Dahma and a woman named Vhee showed up. They were both his employees, and had recently gotten engaged. He inquired if they would like to take part in an experiment he was running. They accepted. They both were put into a universe. They had many children, and grew elderly. It appeared that they would die soon, when suddenly they both de-aged into fetuses, and appeared in wombs. They did not know this at that point, but evventually Dahma would become every man in the universe through time travel and simultaneous de-aging, and Vhee every woman. Ages passed in the universe, and they fell in love and had babies (Themselves) trillions and trillions of times over. They experienced their children's lives, their neighbor's lives, lives of people they had never known before. What they did not know was that the universe's particles were undergoing a similar process- every piece of matter was in fact the same particle, and every bit of energy the same particle. Dahma and Vhee grew tired over the ages of the world. Eventually they requested to be taken out. But that was impossible, because everything had already been planned. The entire human race of 2 people weeped, and is still weeping.
Coming up:Reject Universe #19

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Reject Universe #19 (Storybook)
Insert was working on a prank for an obnoxious telemarketer that was trying to request he buy "Universal Earmuffs", a completely useless accessory. So, he built a universe he called Statsland to demonstrate to the Telemarketer as his work. Statsland was 8 bit, and the animals and people all had red bars hovering over their heads that turned green when the animals were damaged. The animals died upon the bars being entirely turned green, sprayed gold upon death, and respawned from various points. It worked fine at first, for the original purpose... but he had not thought it out well enough. Gold quickly inflated until a wheelbarrow of gold was the equivelent of less than a percent of a penny. People lived in poverty, except for the most rich and powerful hunters, who lived worse than the average American. Insert, saddened at the price paid for his prank, created portals into a subuniverse present in many universes, where they lived out their lives as video game characters for us and other universes. (Don't worry, they don't die when they die onscreen. They don't die until videogames are stopped forever for some reason.)
Coming Up:Reject Universe #20

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Reject Universe #20 (Storybook)
Insert needed consultation on his battle with Naats. So, he created this universe. The entire planet sits around a giant monitor in the ground. The monitor is constantly feeding them information on important things. The populace is peaceful and eats a sort of cubic cow that wants to be eaten. They constantly take in the knowledge. Occasionally, when Insert needs consultation, he will ask a question through the monitor. The people all gather round and discuss it. Everything said in the Universe is communicated to Insert. The world would, in fact be perfect, but the people have a problem. They have no goals of their own in life- and because of that, their souls are artificial despite them being peaceful. If they found a goal in life, a bug in their souls would come up, and, though their souls would be less artificial, they would not be perfectly good any more. Insert plans to fix the bug after destroying Naats, but for now simply uses them for consultation.
Comin' up:Appendix

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Appendix
Site similar to RU4
www.nemoramjet.com/memetics.html
Interesting Facts on RU11
RU11 has large brown asteroids appear in it due to what happens to its sheet. They shake the lava surface but are harmless to the evil people inside.
Interesting Facts on RU12
A common prank on new workers in the Genesis Corporation is putting them into RU12 when they're asleep.
Interesting Facts on RU13
Videos directly live from RU13 with a voiceover explaining how everything is made of soda is the current advert for the brand of soda used.
Interesting Facts on RU14
Below RU14 is a void with souls floating around. This land could be considered a universe in itself. It appears similar to Minusland of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator fame.
Interesting Facts on RU15
RU15 is a "safe zone" from Naats. This universes and a few other Universes, to be listed later, are uninhabitable to Naat's viruses.
Interesting Facts on RU16
RU16 is far weaker than the other universes, from the inside. Touching its edge from the inside, though impossible in normal conditions, would shatter it.
Interesting Facts on RU17
The center in RU17 is a sentient being. It is very lonely and, if you could ever actually touch it, it would begin to talk to you. It cannot be touched under standard conditions either.
Interesting Facts on RU18
Well, first off, Dahma and Vhee will be NPCs in the RP. If they leave their world, neither should die, as doing so would destroy RU18, as well as killing the other, from a paradox. They also must be brought back eventually or both will die.
Interesting Facts on RU19
Please, please, PLEASE do not make your RU19 inhabitant in the RP "Mario" or "Sonic" or "Glados" or whatever your favorite video game character is. The characters aren't real, the characters playing them are. It's like actors in a TV show. Also, there is not one person who plays Mario or Sonic or Glados. They switch between playing different characters, and each different character is played by a different person on each play.
Interesting Facts on RU20
RU20 is the only universe in which Insert put absolutely nothing that threatened humanity. The only danger is that of the Deems, which are snuck in by Naats.
Coming Up:The Story of the Field Trip Children

Reject Universe #29
RU29 is like a giant, giant coin. It is flat and finite and has two sides. Beyond it is a void. There are two races of human, both descendents of a burrowing race that lived between the sides before the N-5 Event filled the center with lava. They are mostly the same, though one has a smaller body and a larger head (The Gresses), and the other has a larger body and a smaller head (The Resrels). Complicated maneuvers are required to travel to the other side without falling into the infinite pit of doom.
Wildlife
Among others-
Flavish, fish that live in lava and occasionally break through the surface and flick their tongues out to eat things.
Sinders, Giant Centipede-like creatures, in many families like insects, that live on the edge of the "coin".
Bearons, gigantic, red canineesque carnivores.
Koogs, grazing herbivores appearing something like a sort of slimy, green, cow-sized fox with blunt teeth, that are farmed.
Bunzers, small, annoying, flitting organisms that suck blood like mosquitoes.
Society
The Gresses are far more intelligent than the Resrels, and, have, among other things, created absolute evidence that all numbers equal themselves even taking no assumptions at all. The proof is over the size of a 1000 page novel.
The Resrels, on the other hand, are more tribal. Their technology is around the level of the Native Americans before they were discovered, living in tribes. They do not have wars, rather, they settle their differences using a sport that is sort of like Football, except that more points are scored for tackling someone than for throwing the ball through the goal.
NeXt:Reject Universe #30

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Reject Universe #30
RU30 would eventually have much influence on the inhabitants of RU42. It is finite in two dimensions, only the size of a solar system. Vertically, it is infinite. In the center is Earth. Earth is flat, and only has one side. Around Earth float the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. The edge is a circle of fixed Spheres. Earth is suspeneded on top of a tortoise. This Tortoise is suspended on top of another tortoise. This Tortoise is suspended on another one. It is tortoises all the way down. A long time ago, humanity only lived on the Earth but has since moved to the tortoises.
Wildlife-Well, infinite, increasing in size, tortoises. Besides that, there are a lot of creatures that live on Earth. There is also a legendary, nameless, creature, enormous and grey, and with a nose much like a serpent...
Society-Society is highly advanced, having developed spacecraft. They abandoned Earth and now only tell stories of it, and go down the various tortoises to live. The Spaceships run on Tortoise blood. Wells to get this blood are created on the tortoieses.
And Soon:Appendix #3

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Belated Interesting Facts on RU11
While warping RU11, Naats got his catchphrase: "I reject your realities and substitute my own."
Interesting Facts on RU21
RU21 is the only universe known to be able to destroy other universes.
Interesting Facts on RU22
Whenever anyone mentions RU22, Insert puts his hands in his ears and sings.
Interesting Facts on RU23
The supposed mistake was not a mistake at all, it was to point out Joe's, and the class's, stupidity sarcastically.
Interesting Facts on RU24
Insert visits all his universes, (except maybe RU22), and RU24 is one of the only ones that gave him such bad nightmares that he refused to visit it again.
Interesting Facts on RU25
RU25 and RU21 are the only universes made by the field trip children that were liked by the designers.
Interesting Facts on RU26
Butch did not write down his description like the others, as he did not know how to write. He simply described to Insert how he wanted his universe to work, and demonstrated the desired shape.
Interesting Facts on RU27
Usually the products of Insert's rage are temporary. RU27 is the only permanent one.
Interesting Facts on RU28
This comic (NSFW) is an ancient myth made by the inhabitants of RU28 to explain some of the chemical rain.
Interesting Facts on RU29
RU29 is actually constantly spinning, though the rest of the universe is spinning with it so no-one notices.
Interesting Facts on RU30
RU42ers actually had good reason to believe what they believe-Naats dropped some photographs of RU30 in ancient times to confuse the ancient ones.
Next on Hall of Rejected Universes:Reject Universe #31

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Reject Universe #31
Energy Junction
RU31 has nothing but energy in it. It has not matter at all. Energy beings move through the void. Though infinite, the scale of life is always increasing. Beings consume other beings with their own energy flesh to become larger and more intelligent. There is in fact only one species. It does not mutate through an evolutionary process like other life forms, rather it mutates during the course of its own life. Mutations are passed through consumption rather than reproduction. There is not a concept of a species, every being is unique. Intelligent beings tend to work together, though attack each other just as often.
Wildlife
Far too wide to describe even briefly. However, some major and common adaptions include sight, disruption lasers, and photon neutralyzers (invisibility)
Society
Society is variable. It never gets even to the level of tribal civilizations, and commonly does not even form at all in an area.
And Next:Reject Universe #32

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Reject Universe #32
Matter of Fact
RU32 is energyless. There is only matter. One species only exists. It was intended to look like humans, but it wound up looking like fat, humanoid melted, greenish-brown beasts. They run on perpetual motion, using loopholes in gravity. They float in the air, avoiding chunks of spherical matter. Their society is highly basic and simple. They live in family units and mate for life, but do not form societies such as a city or tribe.
Wildlife:
None.
Society:
None.
And Next:Reject Universe #33

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Reject Universe #33
There are humongous, stripe-like, planks in RU33. Each one is approximately ten feet wide, six inches thick, and infinitely long. The gaps between them are ten feet wide as well. The planks are indestructable. There is a natural downwards pull, and traversing the gaps is one of the highly dangerous times. The pit is bottomless, however, which means your death comes not from the fall but from slow starvation.
Wildlife
Tentacled barnacle-like predators live clinging on the bottom of the planks. They wait for something to near the edge and pull it under and slowly lift it into their toothless jaws.
A sort of fractal bamboo grows that splits into more and more smaller and smaller branches. It often eventually rests on multiple planks.
A hopping herbivoric herding organism, which looks like a dog-sized fly-like insect, jumps like a flea. Given its size, this means it can travers many planks at once.
A gigantic carnivore, around the size of a jumbo jet, which is known to be silver but not much else as those who see it typically die soon, avoids the risks of falling simply by being too large to fall through the gaps. It eats in masses the herbivores, the barnacle-predators, and humans when possible.
Society
The civilization that lives there is not rooted in the real world. It is an entire civilization where the national pasttime is tabletop gaming. In civilized areas, predators are fended away. Men (and women) whittle away their time playing imaginary games of luck and skill. It is even used to settle wars. It was invented as an escapism from the dull and often dangerous plankworld.
AnD nExT:Reject Universe #34

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Reject Universe #34
RU34 is an infinite world that contains an infinite sea. Life developed within the sea. Plants called Driftwoods that floated onto the surface when dead and were very durable. They eventually formed whole Driftwood islands. The islands eventually gained land life and humans. The islands were very small, never larger than about a square foot, yet still landdwellers clung to them. Humans are far better swimmers than RU42ers, though they must come up to the surface at least once every five minutes.
Wildlife
A sort of coral-like plant called the Ud contains a fluid that can be used for glue. It is hunted for for this purpose.
A peaceful and highly intelligent dolphin-like creature called the Moila hunts small fish.
A deadly radially symetric shark (The same fins on it's top, bottom, and sides, and four eyes, one per sector) hunts alone. It is much feared as it can jump at least ten feet out of the water.
A mysterious creature, of unknown intentions, and of highly rare sightings, that probably lives in the very deep oceans, is known only by one description:Humongous. Herbivorous or carnivorous, peaceful or treacharous, whale-sized or large enough to fill one's entire vision, no-one knows.
Society
Society did not exist until the invention of glue. Then people started gathering lots of Driftwood and making city-sized rafts, complete with Driftwood buildings. The society is still-hunter-gatherer, but simple machines have already been invented.
Next Up:Reject Universe #35

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Reject Universe #35
RU35 is infinite and flat like several others. However, there are in fact two seperate layers of it. One, at the bottom, is ignorant from the layer 20 feet above it. There are many holes in the top layer, in organized patterns. There is one circular hole at every point in a grid formed on the top layer. The top layer, unbeknownst to the bottom layer, rules the bottom layer secretly.
Biology and Life Cycle
There are several differences between our life cycle and the RU35ers. For instance, puberty comes with the first major growth spurt, meaning most people who can walk can reproduce. Of course they do not, just like teenagers generally do not reproduce despite being capable in RU42. Additionally, all are born in the top layer. At the age of 17, memory is erased, the person is sterilized, and they are dropped to the bottom layer with a severe lack of curiosity of the top layer added into their mind. All pregnancies must be teen pregnancies in RU35- of course, that does not matter as humans socially mature much quicker. The equivelent issue to teen pregnancy is Siddi pregnancy (Siddi being an over-time abbreviation of "Single Digit").
Wildlife
There are only three species in RU35- humans, Calmsticks, odd plants that taste something like chicken, and Happibares. Happibares evolved to look cute - they look something like a white teddy bear- but are very deadly. You can die in one of two ways from a Happibare. One is making eye contact. This is arguably the best way to go in the multiverse. You feel euphoria, you get all the jokes you never got before. Then you die. The other is eating its meat. This causes your eyes to quit functioning properly, making you cry until you drown.
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Reject Universe #36
A long time ago, RU36 was much like our own. However, war broke out. No-one remembers what the war was over. However, the bombs dropped decayed the very fabric of RU36. The universe would clearly collapse soon. Fortunately, the scientists in RU36 were very intelligent. They implanted everyone in the universe into a new, escapist universe. It was nearly like a video game, but with infinite realism. It was like a high-tech game of laser tag. It was an infinite, three dimensional, dark maze. There were three factions, the reds, the blues, and the yellows. Random devices in the wall could do various things. There were two kinds of laser, destroying, which took away health, and repairing, which added health. Destroyers were orange, repairers green. If the lasers had stripes, it would only affect those of the faction that had the stripes (red-striped-oranges would only damage reds for instance). Each faction's goal was to destroy the other faction's men as many times as possible. Like in video games, when you die you come back to life, and like in video games there is no pain. Reproduction is neccasary to produce more players. If the two mates are the same faction, the baby is of that faction. If the two mates are of different factions, the baby is of the faction belonging to neither mate.
Wildlife
There is many wildlife. They act as factionless laser-shooting enemies. They come in infinite varieties (They are procedurally generated).
And Next-Reject Universe #37

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Reject Universe #37
Before a Mentcrack (a metauniversal phenomenon that lets ideas seep from one universe to another) brought the concept of Naziism to RU42, it existed in RU37. A project to create a teleporting warrior plant was in process. However, something went wrong. The plant decided it was superior to all. It teleported itself to the center of the Earth and captured humans. The rest of the humans it teleported magma into. It placed thousands of babies of itself along the surface of the Earth. Humans became slaves to the Naziplants. The plants forced a symbiotic relationship with humans. Humans had portals inside their body that teleported food to the plants. The humans must follow the plant's instructions. Free will still exists- but not following the plant's instructions will result in quick death by magma. The plants, called Pods to show that they are even superior to their creators the Nazis, have a honeycomb membrane at the outermost area of a sphere, which controls intelligence and human instructions. Further in is a food collecting honeycomb membrane to collect teleported food. At the center of the sphere is a ball that controls all of the teleportation (there are teleporters in each cell) and has a mass of magma for human disposal.
Soon-Reject Universe #38

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Reject Universe #38
RU38 simply cannot have much written upon it as it changes very quickly and it would soon be out of date. You see, rather than the forces being normally attractive and repellent in different ammounts, they vary. The universe oscillates over a six week period. At first, the universe is one tightly packed ball as all forces are attractive. After an hour, the ball spreads throughout the entire universe in a huge explosion as the forces become normal and stable. Every time, humans are created on some planet. They are created as if they were going about their average lives, with all buildings and technology of their society created with them. After three weeks, the stable period ends. All forces become repellent, and all matter spreads completely evenly through the universe, each particle several feet from the other particle. After an hour of this, it becomes stable for three more weeks, humans being created again, in a completely different society, before going back to being a tightly packed ball. This repeats ad infinitum. It is rather tragic and Insert regrets it.
Special Preview
From now on, on multiples of ten starting on RU40, along with the normal RU I will put in some information on either Insert's universe, the art of Universecrafting, or the multiversal structure.
Next:Reject Universe #39

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Reject Universe #39.
Insert decided after making RU38 that he would stop something. Every single universe made him do a doubletake when he saw his computing bill at the end of the month he completed it in. Quite simply, the calculations required to keep everything running in the universes cost far too much. He decided to do something to stop this. Thus, he created the Kingdom of Mathos. The Kingdom of Mathos condenses calculations to one universe. At first, one would think it was an infinite casino floor. It is, but it is not technically gambling as every single inhabitant of the universe has an infinite ammount of money, so the inhabitants merely play to be amused at the results. Every slot machine has a different probabability of winning in various ammounts, and as the land is infinite and infinite humans are constantly playing, the results are used to create results for chances in all the universes. But, though males and females alike play at the slot machines, the female players are sterile. Only the Queens mate. The Queens live on the dance floors. They dance and sing like any performer. However, rather than singing predetermined words, screenreaders feed them equations to solve, which they solve to music while dancing. They are very intelligent and have not made a mistake yet, despite RU39 having been around for billions of years and there being an infinite quantity of them. Their answers feed definitive results to the other universes. Food consists of meat and water that appears in front of people when they are hungry or thirsty. Normally this would be unacceptable, but Insert was trying to create a tool, not the perfect universe.
And soon:Reject Universe #40 and More

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Reject Universe #40
An infinite number of floating disks, each approximately 20 feet in diameter, float in RU40, immobile. Men and women constantly fall down, from disk to disk. They jump from disk to lower disk. They hunt small creatures that also fall down from disk to disk, that look vaguely like furry white lizards. Nothing hunts the humans, so they spend most of their time hunting, eating, falling, and mating. Reproductive rates are massively larger than RU42, and by the end of her life a woman will likely have had over 20 children.
Wildlife
Besides the lizardthings, a plant grows which the lizards eat. It looks something like a ball covered in hot dogs. It is rather tasty to humans as well, but not nearly as nutritious as the lizards.
Society
Technology is a little less advanced than modern man's, with the most advanced technology being made of steam engines. Society is vastly different from that of RU42ian's. A major reason for this traces back a long ways into their history. Though society was not sexist for one gender, a major taboo was battles between men and women. Thus, the gesture of a handshake, which evolved in most societies to prove that neither had a weapon in hand, never formed between males and females. Thus, the equivelent gesture over time became mating. Unlike most societies where mating bonds were formed, and emotions specific to mating formed, it became something completely normal. The only censors were on violence. However, the urge to censor violence grew as there was little else to censor. Though wars develop in RU40, any citizen who was not a soldier could not tell you that as even the news media is prohibited from talking about it. Not only are war secrets secret, but the wars themselves are secret. The government does not like this as it means it can only get soldiers via drafting, leaving the countries rather unpatriotic.

And A Special Feature
Insert's Universe
Insert's Universe used to be like... something, but no-one can remember. It has been bulldozed away and replaced with an entirely manmade universe. Floating city-sized bubbles are controlled by people to connect in different ways. Insert owns three of them:A laboratory city, a factory city, and a city as a private home for him and his more close partners.
In Insert's universe, a handy device called a Holographic Autodisplay Litithicium Organ. It is a small device that one swallows. Afterwards, a ring-shaped computer about a foot in diameter will form inside one's head and float on top of it. Then, at business meetings, you can display holograms of graphs, charts, prototypes, or whatever one wants to display.
A much more sinister device called the Hearttaker Oscillating Ripping Nicknacks, a highly illegal and dangerous device, consists of two small cones. When one puts them on his head, one on each side, they can drain energy from your soul and shoot it out as a weapon. Using it is addictive, and one is less human every time it is used. Naats attempted to assasinate Insert with it shortly after the corruption of RU11, but failed and only created a large hole in the food he was eating.


Special Contest!
From now on, I will be running the Multiversal Travel Bureau Contest! We will start with RU1.
Rules:
1. You must make an advertisement for the universe as a tourist attraction in comic form.
2. When I get three comics, I will judge.
3. I will judge on artwork, creativity of format, and ammount of information presented. Bonus if you weave a story in.
4. I will edit the post and illustrate the universe with the winner.
5. Then we move on to the next universe for the contest.
Soon:Reject Universe #41

Darth, you gonna enter the Multiversal Travel Bureau Contest?
Reject Universe #41
RU41 was designed by Insert to make a point to a colleague in an argument. He later regretted it, as in order to make that point he put billions and billions of humans through hell. Every human as a seperate subuniverse. The subuniverse consists of an empty field. Nothing can be changed-if you wrote your name in the dirt and quit looking at it, then when you looked at it, it would not be there. There is no starvation, all needed energy is transported into your body by the very universe. Mating occurs three times-once at twenty, once at thiry, and once at forty. During mating, sperm are taken by the universe and placed into females, which means no one even knew it happened in the first place until all the females become pregnant. When children are born, they are transported to a new subuniverse of their own, which means no-one ever meets anyone except their mother, briefly at birth. Fortunately, Multiversal travellers have no such constraints to stay in their subuniverse, as they are native and have no subuniverse, and thus can rescue the inhabitants-but only one by one.
Next Up:Reject Universe #42
(Oops, I forgot an appendix. Next one'll be double.)

They'd be like the point in Flatland, unaware of even the possibility of other objects existing...

So once they make a portal, do they have to recharge again? And will the entire ship go through, or just a few scouts?

Reads like a whacked up take on society, which is obviously intentional. I like it.